Q. How many threads are in your carpet?
A. At last count we were at 5,985,334....then we got distracted and had to start over.

Q. What is the square root of Pi?
A. Um.....yes, we like PIE too....

Q. Does Dr. Gonzo still practice medicine?
A. Not since the lawsuit.

Q. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A. 5.

Q. Are the walls in the club SUPPOSED to be purple?
A. Well, we wanted Violet, but we got Purple instead.

Q. Hablas Espanola?
A. Um....no.

Q. Do you like the show Last Comic Standing?
A. Yes, yes we do.

Q. Can I see your monkey?
A. Yes, he has been naughty though and is in "Time-Out" above the Box Office...SEE?