How many threads are in your carpet?
At last count we were at 5,985,334 - then we got distracted and had to start over
What is the square root of Pi?
Uh...yes, we like PIE too
Does Dr. Gonzo still practice medicine?
Not since the lawsuit
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Are the walls in the club SUPPOSED to be purple?
Well, we wanted violet, but got purple instead
Do you like the show "Last Comic Standing?"
Yes, yes we do
Can I see your monkey?
Yes, he has been naughty though and is in "Time Out" above the Box Office